Why I Don’t Give a Flying Fudge: An Offense-Proof Guide to Modern Life

Is it just me, or has it become easier to find gold in your backyard than a person who doesn’t take offense at something? Seriously. We’ve all been there, walking on eggshells, avoiding certain words, blinking twice before posting a joke online, just in case the Internet Jury is watching. It’s as if we’re all…

When Life Hands You a Messy Sandwich, Take a Bite Anyway

Have you ever felt personally victimised by reality? As if you saw this gloriously photogenic sandwich on a yummy-food app, the kind dripping with cheese, glistening buns, lettuce placed just-so, and then what arrives at your door looks like someone sat on it, soggy, cried into it, and then wrapped in shame? That’s betrayal. And…